|Town / (Specific Area)||London|
|Zip/Postal Code||sw1v 2er|
I’m sure you’ve read lots of massage adverts and even had experience of a few massage sessions.
I like to think I am a bit different.
Firstly I’m an ordinary guy with a normal life away from massage.
Secondly I love my work and take time to enjoy massaging a client’s body, hopefully creating a warm shared bond between us.
Thirdly, I only work when I choose, so you won’t be one of thousands.
A massage is an intimate experience, and my job is to help you feel amazing. At the outset you can tell me if there’s anything particular you like, and I will do my best to provide it.
I’m based in Central London and I will travel to you, in theory, wherever you are. No travel costs for Zone 1, but I do charge for for my tube or train fare beyond that.
I do not operate from premises, I always visit.
Outside London may incur a time charge on top of the usual costs. I do travel outside London, especially the Home Counties, and am occasionally available for longer distances.
In the first instance, please email or text me. I don’t answer the phone, as I’m usually busy, so please don’t call. There is no voicemail, so you can’t leave a message.
Tell me where you are and when you would ideally like me to come. 2 or 3 alternatives, please, as I do get booked up. Please also give me your email, so I can send you all my details.
As you can imagine, there are many unusual people out there, and sometimes they get in touch with masseurs. I’m a well built, fit man and can handle myself, but I choose only to work with clients who are normal and not kinky. If I’m in doubt, I won’t take your booking.
So, hopefully, that’s got the strange folk out of the way!
Once you’ve read all the info I will email to you, we can then proceed to booking.
There are no photos of me on here. This is deliberate. My massage is about you having a good time, so my looks are irrelevant. I have never used images of my face and body to attract clients. It’s not necessary. You won’t have a horrible shock when I turn up though – trust me. I am also 48 not 28, and have many years of experience, so you are guaranteed in good hands and will enjoy it.
Charges. £45 for 60 mins, £60 for 90 mins, plus travel etc, if any (see above).
Supposing you’ve made your way through all of the above and now would like to hear more, you can email me on firstname.lastname@example.org or text me on 07763 846722.
Give me an idea of when you’re thinking of and tell me where you are, and I will email you my info and availability. Please quote this ad, so I know where you heard about me.
Thanks for reading