|Town / (Specific Area)||Central London|
|Zip/Postal Code||SW1V 2EU|
This is for you if the majority of massage ads don’t appeal, or if you want an ad without euphemisms.
I’m an experienced English masseur who has been working for many years with all sorts of clients. I don’t do this for the money, I work as and when I like, and I have a normal life away from massaging.
I love what I do, and take time over my work. I have some great regular clients, but there is always space for someone new.
A massage is an intimate experience, involving trust. My job is to help you feel amazing, so at the outset you can tell me if there’s anything particular you like, and I will do my best to provide it along with all my usual techniques.
I’m based in Central London and do not have premises. This means I will travel to you. Many of my clients are Londoners, whose homes I go to, but I also travel up to an hour outside London, and of course will come to your hotel if you are a visitor to the capital.
I have some info which I can email you, which explains how I work. To summarise it – I am interested in you, the person, and your body, and in giving you a wonderful experience. Who you are in the world, your job, your personal life, why you want a massage, that kind of thing, are all irrelevant, so there isn’t a ‘typical client’, if you were wondering. I have worked with everyone you can think of.
If you’d like to know more, in the first instance, please email or text me. I don’t answer the phone, as I’m usually busy, so please don’t call. There is no voicemail, so you can’t leave a message.
Tell me where you are and when you would ideally like me to come. 2 or 3 alternatives, please, as I do get booked up. I almost never do same day appointments, and usually do not work after 10pm.
We know that there are many unusual people out there, and sometimes they get in touch with masseurs. I’m a well-built, fit man and can handle myself, but I choose only to work with clients who are everyday guys and I am really not into anything kinky. If I’m in any doubt about someone, I won’t take a booking.
Once you’ve read all the info I will email to you, we can then proceed to booking.
You will notice there are no alluring photos of me on here. This is deliberate. My massage is about you having a good time, so my looks are irrelevant. I have never used images of my face and body to attract clients. It’s not necessary. You won’t have a horrible shock when I turn up though – trust me. I am also 49 not 29 – my Love Island days are over, so I may not be as cute as I once was, but everything is still where it should be – hair and teeth included.
Here are my charges, which I have had to put up in 2018, sorry. A one hour massage is £55. A 90 minute massage is £70. If I am coming to an address in Zones 1 or 2, there is no travel on top. If you’d like me to come to anywhere else, I will charge the public transport return fare on top. Also if you are more than an hour from Central London, I may charge travel time, but that can all be agreed at booking stage.
So a reminder how to contact me. Text (don’t call) 07763 846722, or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Give me a few choices of day and time and tell me where you are. I will email you my info and availability.
Please quote this ad, so I know where you heard about me.
Thanks for reading
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